"No amount of water can replenish all that I am sweating right now."
"Clothes were a mistake."
"Maybe the skin cancer will take my life right now. No? Damn."
"You think there might really be a pool on the roof of the school?"
"Now I know how Moses felt, that poor bastard."
"Is that Fievel? No, just another mirage Hi, mirage of Fievel."
"I think my jeans are fusing to my body."
"Life is not worth it."
"Mmmh it smells like BBQ it's probably me."