Want to convey a message to that other person in the bathroom, but without using words? Now you can, thanks to the rich and beautiful language of Public Bathroom Signals.
|Foot tapping||Trying to initiate sexual encounter|
|Attempting to climb over partition||Really trying to initiate sexual encounter|
|Reaching hand under partition||Initiating exchange of currency|
|Two taps on dividing wall||I have limited knowledge of Morse Code|
|Whistling||Insecure about penis size|
|Kicking door||Sometimes I think I'm a horse|
|Crawls under partition||Hi, I'm a midget|
|Feet disappear while flushing||Beware of sharks|
|Hums "You're a Grand Old Flag"||Patriot!|
|Hums "You're a Grand Old Flag" but in an ominous, minor key||Terrorist!|
|Fairly good imitation of the call of the cedar waxwing||Avid bird-watcher seeks same for coffee, long-term relationship|
|Grunting, straining||Ate at Taco Bell and/or giving birth|
"Help! I'm locked in this stall!"
|Terrorist trying to initiate sexual encounter|
|Mournfully hums "L'Chaim"||Refugee|