Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% Issue #31
September 10, 2007
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The Grammar Conscious Bully
"How would you like a Hertz Doesn't It?"
Other Inconvenient Truths
1. Cheese gives me diarrhea
2. I have to take two trains to work and the second one always leaves before the first one arrives.
3. I can't think of a third one
I think the weirdest part about having a gay son is knowing that he wants to f*ck you all the time.
I became a member of the mile high club. I had sex with a girl on a bus in Denver.
If the Cover of the Bible Were an Issue of Cosmo
- The missionary position: converting others is the ultimate pleasure!
- Sodom, Gomorrah, and 10 more vacations so sinful you shouldn't go!
- The 10 things you
do to get into heaven!
Life is like a box of chocolates: the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.
Are they called Baked Lays because that's how they're made, or because that's what I'd have to be to enjoy them?
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton climb the Agrocrag?
A: He had no
Orions Belt Four Stars!
Big Dipper Five Stars!
Corona Borealis 12 and a half stars!
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