• People say I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about it
  • People say I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe them
  • People say that I’m apathetic, but I don’t care.
  • People say I'm too sensitive, and it really hurts my feelings
  • People say I have a good sense of humor, and I don't think that's very funny
  • People say I'm paranoid, but that's because it's all part of their plan
  • People say I'm too accepting, and I love them for that
  • People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know what the hell they're talking about
  • People say I'm blind, but I just don't see it
  • People say I'm creepy, but I like that blue shirt you're wearing
  • People say I don't make sense, ting-a-ling ting-a-ling!
  • I had one of these about being forgetful, now where did I put it?
  • People say that I don't finish things that I sta


Special thanks to Matt and Betsey.