9: I told everyone on our floor that you farted in your sleep and I couldn't stand the smell, so I'd wear nose plugs to bed. That's a more specific part of 10. Maybe even a 10a.
8: Remember that weekend you went home because your grandma was sick? I whacked it on your bed, like, 12 times. Not in a row, but over the course of like 2 days.
7: You have really good porn on your computer. And it's not hard to find.
6: One time you brought your girlfriend back really late on a Saturday. You thought I was sleeping. I wasn't.
5: Sometimes I jerk off to her moans.
4: And I use the word "sometimes" very loosely. It was my material for a solid month.
3: Remember when you lost all your DVDs? No, I didn't steal them. But I helped a friend of mine steal them. Lion King was in your Gone in 60 Seconds by the way.
2: Your mom is also hot. So is your sister. When you moved in we had a little eye contact thing going on for a second. I facebooked her and text her when I'm drunk.
1: I actually have a lot more confessions. Maybe I'll post them next week. I haven't even hit the tip of the iceberg.
Do you have any confessions you'd like to tell your roommate? If so, send them here: RoommateConfessions@GMail.com and we'll post the best 10 next week. We respect the honor code here, so please don't lie, things are funnier when they're true.