Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Similarities Between Strippers and Vending Machines
October 16, 2007
Both require a steady input of dollar bills.
Both have two different sized slots to insert things.
To get what you want all you have to do is pay the right amount and press the right buttons.
If they don’t give you what you want, you have to shake them.
It’s usually a bad idea to have sex with them.
Sometimes they have nuts
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