If we call young people "kids" and we call young goats "kids", what do goats call young people? Probably "baaaaahhh".

Is there really more than one way to skin a cat? Who skins cats? Never mind, f*ck cats.

Why "heads or tails"? There's never more than one.

New shoe smell. So underrated.

Why is gum sold as sticks? They bear little or no physical resemblance to any stick I have encountered. I guess they are sticky though…

Country music sucks. No joke here, it just sucks.

If a goody-two-shoes half asses it, do they lose a shoe?

Am I the only one who realizes that "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy is modern line dancing?

When cannibals eat people, do they eat everything? You know, everything?

You don't see very many bowlers wearing bowlers.

Driving a zamboni would be a terribly disillusioning job.