When I got a new cell phone, I called my mom to tell her. I mentioned it was a camera phone and she said "Really? Can you see me right now?" -Deidre R.
Before my mom and I got in the car to drive to Toronto, she reassured me that her friend had emailed directions and we were ready to go. When we were on the road, she told me she needed to use my laptop because the directions were in my email. I asked how she intended to view her email in the middle of the highway and she responded, "I thought your laptop had the Internet on it." -Jessica from Des Moines