If you hadn't been such a loser,
who spent his life in front of books,
Getting hit on the head with apples,
as if they would bring you truth.
Maybe you would have had,
a life like any other.
Avoided feuds with frenchmen
and other people you bothered.
Why yes, the scienceswould be duller
If you hadn'tquestioned the physical state,
But all across the world,
you'd have avoided College Students' hate
More periodically thana tangent curve,
yourmanydiscoveries strike a nerve.
While many may think, your theories are shrewd,
All you've done, is gotten me freaking screwed.