Nacho Libre"It'll make you laugh at where Jack Black's career has gone till it hurts!"Richard Roeper, Ebert and Roeper





Open Water"The scariest thing since LL Cool J's acting in that other shitty shark movie!"Richard Schickel, TIME Magazine






RENT"That movie was SO GAY." - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone




The Grudge"Can't those damn Japs just stick to making cars?"Roger Friedman, FOX News



The Number 23"Not a single scene with a talking ass. Swing and a miss, Ace." - Manohla Dargis, The New York Times



Scary Movie 3"Airplane? Really? They did that too? Please tell me you're fuckin' with me."Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly





Spiderman 3"Well, that was a downer. What do we got now? Next? Jesus, gonna be a long day."Sam Adams, Los Angelas Times





300"Meh.." – Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune





Transformers"They got the mechanics all wrong. A Hummer could never be built with machine guns underneath its 300 horsepower, Alpha 5.3 liter,V-8 engine. Complete bullshit movie!" – Steve Siler, Car and Driver





Norbit"There is no God…"Kenneth Morefield, Christian Spotlight