Nacho Libre"It'll make you laugh at where Jack Black's career has gone till it hurts!"Richard Roeper, Ebert and Roeper

Open Water"The scariest thing since LL Cool J's acting in that other shitty shark movie!"Richard Schickel, TIME Magazine

RENT"That movie was SO GAY." - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

The Grudge"Can't those damn Japs just stick to making cars?"Roger Friedman, FOX News

The Number 23"Not a single scene with a talking ass. Swing and a miss, Ace." - Manohla Dargis, The New York Times

Scary Movie 3"Airplane? Really? They did that too? Please tell me you're fuckin' with me."Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly

Spiderman 3"Well, that was a downer. What do we got now? Next? Jesus, gonna be a long day."Sam Adams, Los Angelas Times

300"Meh.." – Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune

Transformers"They got the mechanics all wrong. A Hummer could never be built with machine guns underneath its 300 horsepower, Alpha 5.3 liter,V-8 engine. Complete bullshit movie!" – Steve Siler, Car and Driver

Norbit"There is no God…"Kenneth Morefield, Christian Spotlight