Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% issue #1 - Collector's Edition
January 12, 2007
Frankly, they didn't fit anywhere else.
I have a two-part question: what is this university doing about my inability to count properly? That is all.
- Half a stitch in time saves four and a half.
- There are 1,440 suckers born every day.
- Twenty-three and a half birds in the hand is worth forty-seven in the bush.
One Sided Debate
I mean, the egg came first. Where else would the chicken come from? Great, next question.
Maybe it's me, but someone is typing this sentence.
Kiefer Sutherland Orders Chinese Food
"Hi, I'd like to make an order for delivery. One Egg Drop Soup and one Chicken Lo Mein. 728 Broadway, #4. Cash. Thanks very much."
Uncomfortable Things to Say at a Black Fraternity…
- "I hope I don't
lights are giving me a headache."
- "I wish there weren't so many
Advice for Seniors
Carry around a pair of extra sharp scissors. When someone says, “Hey, what are you doing after you graduate?” you say, “Hard time,” and puncture their appendix with the utmost fervor.
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