I have a two-part question: what is this university doing about my inability to count properly? That is all.
Technically True- Half a stitch in time saves four and a half.
- There are 1,440 suckers born every day.
- Twenty-three and a half birds in the hand is worth forty-seven in the bush.
One Sided DebateI mean, the egg came first. Where else would the chicken come from? Great, next question.
Maybe it's me, but someone is typing this sentence.
Kiefer Sutherland Orders Chinese Food"Hi, I'd like to make an order for delivery. One Egg Drop Soup and one Chicken Lo Mein. 728 Broadway, #4. Cash. Thanks very much."
Uncomfortable Things to Say at a Black Fraternity…- "I hope I don't black out."
- "These black lights are giving me a headache."
- "I wish there weren't so many black people here."