Hey man, how're you doing?
Who's got two thumbs and is having a great time?
Uh? Well, I guess everyone at this party-
Oh? haha! That's pretty funny. Good one!
Who's got two thumbs and is thankful?
Umm? the pilgrims?
Oh, uh, you're welcome. So, pretty great party, right?
Who's got two thumbs and is at-
At a great party?
-a great party?
Right. Anyway, I'm having a great time, too, but this music is kind of lousy.
Who's got two ears and doesn't really care very much for this DJ's taste in music?
Yeah, glad we agree.
You betcha. But, hey, can't argue with two kegs, right?
Who's got two cups of beer and is already eight deep?
Yeah, this guy, got it.
Ihopethat redhead from our Stat class is here, I think I saw some ofherfriends earlier. Speaking of Stat, how'd you do on that exam today?
Who's got a tutor and is still failing?
I don't know, but I think I can guess.
Way to go. I bet you're proud.
Who's got an academic probation and can't seem to pass a class?
Yeah? Anyway, it looks like Beer Pong just opened up, you want to hop on?
Yes or no, man.
I'm not going to play with you is you keep asking me that.
Who's got mad beer pong skills and went to the National Championships last year?
Nevermind, let's go.
Sure. Hey! Hey man, can we get on here? Anybody in line? No? Cool. Let's go, dude.
Who's got six empty cups and needs a pitcher of beer?
We do. Ah, here it is. Fill 'em up man.
Son of a Yeah, ok, you do, man. Just fill up your three, and I'll fill up mine, ok?
Who's got a serious thirst and wants some beer?
Damn it, just fill up your cups!
Fine, I'll fill them up.
Who's got a full bladder and needs to take a pee first?
Who's got two fists and seriously wants to kick your ass?