Q: What did one boob say to the other?
A: boing boing boing boing boing
Q: How do you stop a girl from pooping?
A: Put your penis inside her anus.
Penis: I am taller than you.
Clitoris: I am more sensitive.
Penis: I am becoming ever more taller than you.
Clitoris: Oh, well fuck me.
People who might find this funny: Thirteen-Year-Olds, Sex Addicts