- When with a group, and "The Fresh Prince" comes on TV, this guy will be the first to show that he knows every word to the entire intro song. As if everybody doesn't. Don't let, "BUT DO YOU KNOW THE LINES TO THE DELETED SCENE!" throw you off, this guys still a douche.


- When drinking this guy will kick off your conversation with, "Dude! Like no joke, probably 10 beers. I'm fucked dude! Where you fuckin' been man?!!? I'm so FUCKED UP!" Now be careful, this guy can be confused with just a really drunk comrade. So to double-check, just keep an eye on him to see if he does the same thing to the next person he "stumbles" into.