Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Guy Who Misunderstood Those Holiday Car Commercials
December 7, 2007
Merry Christmas, baby.
(Handing her a box)
Oooo What is
I thought we said no gifts this year.
I know, I just couldn't help myself. This is actually gift one of two.
(Girl opens box, it's a red blindfold. Her face goes from happy to confused.)
Oh. Cool. A headband.
(He puts it over her eyes.)
Sure is nice.
Ready for gift number two?
(He leads her out to the backyard. Removes the blindfold. She sees a car with a big red bow on it.)
(Running over to the car)
That's my car.
Yup. But check out this sick ass bow! It looks like a giant gift! God you don't know how long it took me to find this.
Yeah, but I mean, this is my regular car. I already had this car.
Wow, you sound disappointed.
I guess I am.
Man, this sucks. In the commercial the girl was all like, OH MY
. And they probably boned or whatever in the back seat after the cameras cut away.
Yeah well that's because it's a new car in the commercial. The gift is the new car.
Ha. Yeah, right.
Are you for real?
: I'm going inside, it's cold.
They expect people to straight buy
for other people?! That's insane. I can't even afford a car for myself!
I know. (She heads inside)
I'm sorry, honey! I messed up! I shoulda' got you my original gift
What was that?
Oh Yeah. Ah. Okay, yeah, nevermind.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.