Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% issue #41
December 11, 2007
Scream, "105% is the greatest thing ever!" at everyone you see. If they're on the 105%
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- Death *
- @@ Walker
"In this city I am judge, jury, and parole officer."
Q: What's long, hard and filled with semen?
A: A submarine filled with cum.
Meanwhile at Microwave College
Microwave 1: Cool, so you bring the fridge and I'll bring the human. Microwave 2: Tight.
Bear Grylls in: "Man vs. Himself"
"If you watch closely, that snake appears to be saying 'You're a worthless, despicable jerk.' And maybe he's right. I've never been good at anything. Maybe I'll just end it all. I'm not even worth the scorpion's anus I'm currently eating."
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