The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Slippery Rock University of Pennsylvania, Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania Submitted by Czaq

    While talking about how different countries trade systems differ…

    Genius: What about Africa?

    Professor: Africa is a continent, not a country.

    Genius: Isn't that like saying Australia is a continent not a country?

    Professor: No… not at all.

  • B) Florida State University, Tallahassee, Florida Submitted by Adam

    After all SCANTRON sheets have been passed out to the class…

    Professor: Are there any last second questions?

    The Brilliance: Is this test going to be multiple choice?

  • C) Hanover College, Hanover, Indiana Submitted by Melissa

    Sir Intelligence: Isn't a rooster a chicken, not a bird?

    Class: A chicken is a bird.

    Sir Intelligence: Nuh uh. Birds can fly.

  • D) North Carolina State University, Raleigh, North Carolina Submitted by Mason

    During a discussion on Abe Lincoln…

    Valedictorian: Wasn't his nickname like Johnny Appleseed?

  • E) Marist College, Batavia, New York Submitted by Andrew

    Little Einstein: So if plants grow best in red and blue light, why are they grown in greenhouses?

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