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- Your voice is more beautiful to mine ears than the horn of Gondor.
- Quick. Take off all your clothes and hug me.
- Hey, want a Cool Ranch Dorito? I've already had, like, a million.
- Your eyes are sharp, like the sword of Isildur.
- Watch how many pushups I can do. I'll give you a hint, it's 8.
- If I said you had a nice body would you then let me touch parts of you that you normally would not?
- You make my loins quiver. Quickly, let us retreat to my refuge at Helm's Deep.
- Your boyfriend is gay.
- Hey, are you into dragons? Cause I am, big time.
- You remind me a lot of my ex-girlfriend, Lady Arwen.
We like you. Do you like us too?