Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Worst Pick Up Lines
December 20, 2007
Your voice is more beautiful to mine ears than the horn of Gondor.
Quick. Take off all your clothes and hug me.
Hey, want a Cool Ranch Dorito? I've already had, like, a million.
Your eyes are sharp, like the sword of Isildur.
Watch how many pushups I can do. I'll give you a hint, it's 8.
If I said you had a nice body would you then let me touch parts of you that you normally would not?
You make my loins quiver. Quickly, let us retreat to my refuge at Helm's Deep.
Your boyfriend is gay.
Hey, are you into dragons? Cause I am, big time.
You remind me a lot of my ex-girlfriend, Lady Arwen.
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