I'm going to start with just the one from each state, hope that should be enough.

Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
California: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado: In Denver, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Connecticut: New Britain, it is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Delaware: Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia: It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back.

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Illinois:You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

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Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if thepassenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is underthe age of 17.

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Iowa: in Marshalltown, Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

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Kansas: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

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