0 points: You're awful at math. You got every question wrong. That's ridiculous. It was pretty obvious that all of the 4 point answers were the right ones. You can still be an English major, or something else without real world application. Just don't try to build any bridges because people will die. Don't even cook. That's just way too much cinnamon, people will die.
1 6 points: We got a class clown right here. These kinds of responses would have made you the funniest kid in school back 2nd grade. Actually, they're still pretty funny. Well done. I highly recommend raising your hand during class and saying fart when called on. Your classmates will appreciate it. As for math, you only did better than the 0 points person because you didn't try.
7 12 points: I know your kind. You always sit in the back of the class. You never do your homework. You call everything gay, and complain that whatever you're learning isn't applicable to real life. The truth is that you're just afraid of failure. It's not too late to change. You just need to believe in yourself. Be somebody, and join the marines.
13 23 points: You're pretty smart. You got most of the questions right, or mostly right. The problem is that you're lazy. Be sure to show your work, double check your answers, stop estimating, and you'll do great in math. Also, always include the unit of measure with your answer, otherwise it's wrong.
24 points: Woah, look out! We've got ourselves a real Al Einstein here. You got every question right. Congratulations. The next step is to start amassing an army and overthrow the government. You can start small. Overthrow the student government. Someday you'll rule the world. Math is power, never forget that.