Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Parents Completely Understand
January 15, 2008
Do your parents understand technology? Of course they do, they're all very intelligent! Your brains had to come from somewhere, didn't they?
I was having trouble with two-dimensional arrays in my C++ class, and my dad explained it to me so I could figure my programs out! I wouldn't have passed that class without him!
I couldn't figure out why I was having so much trouble with my newly installed Vista operating system. My mom walked by and said, "Should've gotten a Mac, dumbass!" She's so smart!
I asked my dad why he preferred Firefox's tabbed browsing to Internet Explorers. The next day he had a 10-page typed thesis on the benefits of using Firefox over IE, and why Firefox's browsing is superior. It's really an interesting read.
- Terry K.
My grandma just switched to a Gmail account because of its faster functions and simpler layout, plus it has almost a limitless amount of inbox space!
- Tom, Wichita State
Finally, this week's winner of the
Ungrateful Little Bastard
Award is Mike P., who submitted this.
My dad's so retarded. He keeps asking me if my computer is "ibum-compatible"!
Looks like someone's not getting that new iPhone for their birthday!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.