Comparison between My Cousin Vinny and my cousin, Vinny.

My Cousin Vinny
my cousin, Vinny
Excellent One Liners
Does lines of coke
Oscar Winning Performances
Won "Craziest Driver" superlative in High School
Vinny is a lawyer.
Vinny works at Cracker Barrel.
Vinny is in a relationship with Marisa Tomei
Vinny jerks off to Marisa Tomei.
Judge Haller of the Beechum County Superior Courthouse cannot understand Vinny's antics Judge Hopkins of the Hartford County Superior Courthouse cannot understand Vinny's antics
Hilarious situations in the courtroom.
Not so hilarious situations in the courtroom.
Vinny has a strong New York accent.
Vinny accidentally went to New York after taking the wrong train.
Lasted 120 minutes.
Lasted 120 minutes… at Manchester Community College.
Slept in a field.
Slept in a field because he was on an acid trip thinking he was in the film The Village.
Vinny uses his wit to out-smart a local citizen for pocket cash.
Vinny sells cigarettes to minors for pocket cash, using his wit?
Vinny tries to understand the culture of the Beechum County citizens.
May I remind you, he saw The Village. Seriously, I'm not kidding.
Joe Pesci has starred in many critically acclaimed films such as Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and Casino.
The Village! Come on! No one saw The Village.
Hero for Justice
Guitar Hero
Vinny is Joe Pesci
Vinny ran into Joe Pesci (on his accidental trip to New York) and asked him if he still keeps in touch with Macaulay Culkin.
My Cousin Vinny is always on TBS.
My cousin, Vinny, is always on TBS… watching Yes, Dear.