The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) University of Arkansas, Fayetteville, Arkansas Submitted by Kirk

    TA: Ok, everyone take out your scantrons…

    Village idiot: Is this test multiple choice?

  • B) Fitchburg State College, Londonderry, New Hampshire Submitted by heath

    Professor: How do you think Abraham Lincoln was elected even though abolition wasn't the most popular idea of the time?

    The Brilliance: Well, obviously all those slaves voted for him, right?

  • C) University of Florida, Gainesville, Florida Submitted by James

    Professor: Your test will consist of 85 questions but only 75 will count for a total of 150 points.

    Girl: Will it say on the test which questions will count?

    Professor: Really?

  • D) UT, Austin, Texas Submitted by Mark

    During the caves unit, we were learning about Carlsbad Caverns.

    Einstein Jr.: Is that cave entirely underground?"

  • E) Colby, Chicago, Illinois Submitted by George

    Professor: Now did you notice how W.E.B. Du Bois referred to the "mulatto" in last night's reading?

    Geinus: Isn't that a kind of cookie?


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