13 things I've learned so far taking psychology

1. Scientologists there for Multicultural week are not trying to feed off my life force. Or steal my seed.
2. Throwing Garlic will not ward off Scientologists who really want at my life force, I should not keep trying.
3. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to protest parking fees.
4. Mandatory assignments do not need to be ratified by a 3/5th majority.
5. Submitting a Critique of a Peer reviewed paper doesn't mean the dude next to me thinks my He-man sketch is killer.
6. Should not accuse my T.A. of being Skeletor, even if they didn't like He-man.
7. Not yet qualified to conduct psychological experiments on other students with rats..
8. Starting each Essay with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about…." Is creepy, and I should stop ..
9, I am not authorized to change university policy or cancel class when I want sleep.
10. The faculty of Arts isn't the BigMac academy and i should stop taunting their drive-thru.
11. Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought to Lecture.
12. Pokémon® trainer is not my major.
13. Atlantis, the Masons, or Gray Aliens are not feeding me wrong answers. "Not ever, not even.. maybe.. Eric"