Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to have to ask your parents to pick you up at the police station, or if you'll finish another semester without a criminal record!
0 6 points: You're never gonna get arrested, you're too much of a pussy. Sure you might drink once in a while, and ignore the laws for victimless crimes, but when is the last time you really lived? You need to get out in the world and vandalize things. Steal some street signs, piss in public, swim in that polluted pond on campus that no one is allowed to go in. Laws are only made to prevent fun from happening and people from being murdered. You're not a murderer, so why follow them?
7 12 points: Look, you're going to get arrested this semester, but it's not a big deal. It'll just be a minor alcohol violation or something. It happens to everyone. You're not going to jail. You're going to get a couple hours of community service and maybe you'll have to write an essay. In the end, you'll learn a valuable lesson about getting rid of empty liquor bottles before fire inspections and have a little more street cred for it.
13 18 points: Dude you're f*cking crazy. Seriously. Chill out. You're going to get arrested this semester. What are you trying to be like Scarface or something? Why are kids so obsessed with Scarface anyway? He's not a cool dude, he's just a dick. He's an asshole and he gets killed in his own house. He's not a role model. So just cool it on the tough-guy stuff and maybe you won't get killed in your house, or spend life in prison.