It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have to watch nothing but new Simpsons or new Family Guy for the rest of your life? From Kevin the Mountain Man
  • Have a Lightsaber, or the Batmobile? From John
  • Be I Am Legend with no hope for a cure, or Cast Away with no chance of escape? From Tony
  • Watch the same episode of your favorite show for 24 hours or watch 24 hours of different shows that you hate? From PJ
  • Drink your milk shake , or have Daniel Plainview drink your milk shake? From matt
  • Have sex with Jessica Rabbit, or the Litte Mermaid? From Riss
  • Be rich beyond your wildest dreams, or be sexy beyond your wildest dreams? From Zabi
  • Be better than all your friends at Halo 3, or be better than all your friends at Beer Pong? From jeff
  • Be rich and ugly, or Poor and good looking? From James

Finally, this week's winner of the Read Another Website Please Award is Earl, who- ver batim- sent in this.

  • WTF you guys pick the dumbest ones ever. every beerpong shot or every basketball shot??? or thats either pretending to be in college for the rest of your life and be on useless youtube beerpong videos or be a millionaire. and plus its from a guy named thomas. i bet he goes by tom for short or also FAGGOT FOR MAKING THE DUMBEST WOULD YOU RATHER EVER. From Earl

Congrats Earl, get the f*ck out of here.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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