Chad Norris counted to 57. Once.

Chad Norris doesn't read books. He never overcame his dyslexia.

Chad Norris does not sleep. He passes out.

Chad Norris cannot find Waldo.

There is no chin behind Chad Norris' beard. There is a double-chin.

Guns don't kill people. And neither does Chad Norris.

The chief import of Chad Norris is pain.

Chad Norris has two speeds: walk, and not so much.

The leading causes of death in the United States are 1.Heart Disease 2. Cancer 3. Stroke