Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
March 18, 2008
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Politically Correct Dyslexia
-"Ask that black guy for directions"
-"Excuse me, but I believe they prefer to be called 'little people.'"
Popular Weird Al Songs if He Were Born in 1920
- "Bugle Bugle Bugle Boy of Company Cheese!"
- "Twist and Trout!"
- "Eat it!" (But he'd record it as a 65 year old.)
The deli I go to has a sign that says, "This line bagels only." I sometimes like to pretend I'm living in a racist cartoon world.
Boring YouTube Videos
-Successful Omelet Cook
-New Donald Sutherland Movie
-How to Re-Bristle a Broom!!
-4-Minute Mustache-Trim Attempt
-8-Minute Mustache-Trim Attempt!!!
I just got back from Mexico. Everybody's lawn looked amazing.
Just kidding, they were all covered with car parts.
Movies Titles That Perfectly Explain The Movie
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