1) Vampires are really well dressed.

2) When winter starts in Alaska, the sun instantly sets. And when winter ends, the sun instantly rises.

3) When you rupture a pipeline full of crude oil, then light the crude oil on fire, the fire doesn't follow the crude oil back into the pipeline.

4) God? No God.

5) The best time to fight the vampires is 10 minutes before the sun rises. Don't try and wait it out.