1. People who are arrested for breaking and entering & attempted murder are put in a magical jail cell where they are easily able to break out in two years, just in time for a sequel.
  2. "The Sticky Bandits" would make a great band name.
  3. It was highly plausible to accidentally get on an airplane traveling to New York City pre-9/11.
  4. You can survive in New York City with nothing but a Talkboy and a Polaroid camera.
  5. Being attacked with countless paint cans, having your skull lit on fire, and being shot in the face close range with a staple gun will never reduce any attempted acts of aggression against innocent children.
  6. Four bricks thrown from the top of a two-story building will simply leave a red mark on your forehead.
  7. In the end, it pays off to befriend a crazy person that you met in Central Park.
  8. It is possible to have a $967 room service bill consisting of only ice cream purchases.
  9. Catherine O'Hara and John Heard are silly and forgetful.
  10. Catherine O'Hara and John Heard are also horribly inadequate parents.