Over the past few months, Susanna Wolff has done a great job getting undeserving guys everywhere a little action with her great columns on how to get girls. While I can't offer any of the same wisdom, I can share with you guys 3 ways NOT to get a girl on Facebook. Observe:
1. The Faux-Facebook Event For Your "Lost Phone."

2. Treating the Facebook Marketplace Like eHarmony.

3. The Drunken Wallpost Casanova

Believe it or not, 95% of girls do not find a text-based caricature of a facial to be romantic or amusing. And those last 5% are swimming with disease.

Special Thanks to Adam Hrabik and one of his old articles for inspiration