-That's so random!


-No pun intended.


-Pun intended.


-Normally I feel like I'm Carrie, but I'm having such a Samantha day.


-Dude, I noticed your facebook status was "Brian Merusi is."  Is everything ok?


-Don't judge Saw 4 based solely on Saw 3.


-I can't believe my "That's What She Said" t-shirt didn't come in the mail today!


-Wanna play Sega Dreamcast?


-Maybe you should have worked on the group project instead of re-reading the entire Animorphs series.


-Happy 14 month anniversary!