Pick up lines are a sure way to get the girl! Just don't use them if the girl has read this article…

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I love that you girls know how to PARTY!
I love that in an hour, you girls are gonna be too wasted to say "no."
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Wow, you look like a movie star!
Wow, you look like Jack Nicholson…and it's kinda creapin' me out.
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I love how exotic you are.
You're ugly and I can't stop staring.
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You have a million dollar smile!
Our sex tape is gonna hit stores in less than 12 hours.
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You wanna go back to your place?
My wife and kids aren't asleep yet.
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Can I get a picture with you?
I'm going to photoshop your clothes off as soon as I get home.
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Hey, what's your name?
There's got to be a couple of bikini pics on your facebook…
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Take off your glasses…I want to see your eyes.
Take off your glasses…I want to stare at your boobs without getting slapped.
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So what type of birth-control do you use?
So what type of birth-control will I not use?
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Will you marry me?
You're hot and my high school reunion is tomorrow, so…