Guy: 14 hours of travel later… here we are… Germany.

Girl: The country of love…

Waiter: HIER IST SEINE FLASCHEN!!!

Girl:
OH MY GOD!!!

Guy: Let me check my book. Okay, according to this, he's whispering "Here are your beers."

Girl: Oh. Thank You!!!

Guy: Now we are supposed to clink our glasses together as hard as humanly possible and yell, "PROUST!"

Girl: Oh. Haha, Okay, be careful though, I can't get any beer on my black turtleneck.

They clink their mugs together

Girl: WATCH OUT! A droplette of beer almost landed near me!

Guy: Harder.

Girl: No.

They clink mugs again.

Girl: Okay, I definitely felt some beer land on my black turtleneck!

Guy: Harder. Now.

Girl: NO! This is my only black turtleneck. Our luggage was lost, remember?

Guy: When in Rome!

Girl: We were just IN Rome. We left because you hated it, remember?!

Guy: JETZT!!!!

They bang their mugs again. Beer spills over a little.

Girl: I WANNA GO HOME!

Guy: AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!

Girl: NO!!!!!

Guy: ACHHH!!!!!!

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