Guy: 14 hours of travel later
here we are
Girl: The country of love
Waiter: HIER IST SEINE FLASCHEN!!!
Girl: OH MY GOD!!!
Guy: Let me check my book. Okay, according to this, he's whispering "Here are your beers."
Girl: Oh. Thank You!!!
Guy: Now we are supposed to clink our glasses together as hard as humanly possible and yell, "PROUST!"
Girl: Oh. Haha, Okay, be careful though, I can't get any beer on my black turtleneck.
They clink their mugs together
Girl: WATCH OUT! A droplette of beer almost landed near me!
They clink mugs again.
Girl: Okay, I definitely felt some beer land on my black turtleneck!
Guy: Harder. Now.
Girl: NO! This is my only black turtleneck. Our luggage was lost, remember?
Guy: When in Rome!
Girl: We were just IN Rome. We left because you hated it, remember?!
They bang their mugs again. Beer spills over a little.
Girl: I WANNA GO HOME!
Guy: AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!