(Davie, a scrawny 15-year-old, knocks on the door of Robert Downey Jr.'s Beverly Hills mansion.)
RD: Oh hi Davie. How are you today?
D: Oh I'm pretty good Robert Downey Jr. (His stomach grumbles) Just hungry, that's all
RD: Wow Davie, that was a big grumble! You must be starving! I know you're very, very poor and homeless so if you want me to buy you a toy or something to take your mind off the hunger pains you know you can count on me
D: You're very generous, sir, but I actually wanted to ask you about something else. Can you buy me alcohol?
RD: Believe me, I'd LOVE to, but if anyone sees me buying alcohol then I'll get sent back to rehab or maybe even jail!
RD: Aw, how can I say no to that dirty little face? But how can I buy you booze without getting caught?
(Davie whispers in Robert Downey Jr.'s ear)
RD: Oh, I see well, give me 10 minutes and I'll try to throw something together.
RD: Now I'll just add a few minor additions
RD: Isn't this disguise SWEET! Now they'll never know who I am!
D: That sure is ummm elaborate. When I mentioned a disguise I was expecting more like a hat and glasses or something
RD: You think I over did it?
D: Just a bit. Plus, with your new movie coming out, don't you think they'll recognize you?
RD: SO TRUE! Hmmm let's see oooo! Ta daa!!
LATER THAT DAY
(Robert Downey Jr. enters a liquor store to buy some PBR for Davie.)
RD:(uncomfortably and too loudly) Umm hello, I am here to buy some alcohol!! Please point me in the proper direction my good fellow!!
Cashier: It's about 4 feet to your left.
RD: (to himself) That's just in range for my magnet ray (pressing a button on his wrist) Don't mind if I do
(The smoke dramatically clears as his theme music beings to play )
RD: (slyly) Still cold
Davie: Wow! Thanks Robert Downey Jr.!! You're a true hero! Can I have the beer now?
Davie: Uh What are you doing?!
Davie: Uh oh