Another school year has come to an end. You made it. After all the long hours of studying, the new friends and new memories, one question still remains. Was your roommate secretly trying to kill you? Answer these six simple questions and find out!
0 6 points: Living with someone can be hard. It's easy to be suspicious that your roommate may be trying to kill you. You have nothing to worry about. Whether or not you two got along, your roommate is not homicidal. Don't push them, though. It would be pretty sweet to have a single room.
7 12 points: Your roommate wanted to kill you. He didn't have the guts. Murder is hard. Most people will want to murder someone at some point in their lives. It takes a special kind of person to actually go through with it. Don't hold it against him. Rumor has it that if your roommate dies you get straight A's for the semester. You don't even have to go to class. Who wouldn't want that?
13 18 points: Your roommate was trying to kill you! You're lucky to be alive. Next time you might not be. Next year be more cautious. The only way to be totally safe is to get them before they get you. Kill your roommate on move in day next semester. It's for your own good.