The following list was written during my viewing of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Notice that the first two are not actually grievances but George Lucas' tricks to make the movie seem good.


-Okay, breaking into Area 51. Cool.
- "Your embaressing us" okay this could be good.
-Throwing gun powder in the air to find a magnet. What?
-Indiana Jones, you just faced down 17 guys with guns. I doubt one more,
despite the fact that he is a traitor, is going to substantially hurt your mission.
- How in the hell did he get into a "Hills Have Eyes" esque radiation testing zone?
- Ooooh what a coincidence. Blowing up a bomb while Indy is in there.
-Hiding in the fridge. Indy's senility gets the better of him.
- Unnecessary shot of "lead lining" notice on fridge. I would have had it to say "Energy Star" to get product placement money.
-Okay. He gets flung hundreds of feet. Through the air. Hits a car.Bounces down a rocky hill. In a fridge. And he escapes unscathed. Oh,it was lined with lead. That makes sense because obviously Im linedwith stupid.
-Isnt that agent the janitor from Scrubs?
- Couldnt Mutt have given himself a better name then Mutt?
- Mutt is embroidered on his jacket. Really?
- Theyre certainly not here for the milkshakes. Thanks Indy. I too noticed their lack of interest in milkshakes.
- Westside Story esque scene follows. "When your a shark….."
- How big is this campus? Theyve been driving in it for so long.
- Anti-Commie propagandist rally. How convenient and ironic.
- Psychic powers?
- Insert first theme. The need for an education.
- Trespassers will be shot. By who?
- Why was the blow dart sharp on both ends?
- Dont just let the ninja breakdance in front of you Shia! hit him with the shovel!
- Crystal skull looks plastic and filled with kitchen wrap and tin foil. Lame.
-Sean Connery's characters dead. We get it.
- Armor looks like C-3PO.
-Indy Jones is also fluent in 6 million forms of communication.
- How did someone carve that in stone?
- Oxley is like Glick from the Wonder Twins. He always almost gets them killed and they still keep him on the team.
- "Ive known alot of Marys." me too Indy. its a common name. Dont get so offended Shia.
-From up here the fire ants look like Reeses Pieces.
- How long is Indy's fight with the russian in the ant circle gonna last. Indy needs to remember how to throw a good punch.
- Shia becomes Tarzan and leads his monkey friends to fight the commieswhile swinging on vines. George Lucas needs to hang himself from saidvine.
- They land on the tree. Hmmm. Believable.
- 3 waterfalls. I mean he survived a nuclear explosion by hiding in a fridge. Aint no way Indy's gonna get out of this pickle!
- He does.
- Is it people's jobs just to hide in the walls of temples and wait?
-Do all ancient civilizations just leave dead people and bones lying around? seems like it would be messy and smell.
- Get Your Own stone!
- Just kill Mack. He adds nothing.
- Alien vs Predator vs Indy.
-Psychic commie who never does anything psychic gets her eyes explodedlike Scanners, from overload of knowledge. Hey wasnt one of the themeseducation?
- Tell me its not a snake. Nuff said.
-Useless Oxley dropped the skull in the water scene.
- Just give the skull to someone else. Oxley is always dropping it or getting it stolen from him.
- Real creative on the spaceship there.
- Indy, just splurge a bit and buy another damn suit.
- I wanted the end to have Connery in the clouds like Mufasa from LionKing smiling down at Indy as he holds Shia over the temple wall. Ohwell.
The End.