My god. My fucking god. The other day I was blessed enough to be reminded of one of the trashiest, and most amazing fads of all time Big Dog clothing. You remember this, don't lie. Hell, maybe you even had one. I am talking about those god damn dirty shirts with the dog saying or doing something completely demeaning. I mean, we took this shit time and time again from this dog, and I am sick of it. Time to strike back. Needless to say, I am going to check out some of the cream of the crop Big Dog shirts because, yes, they do still exist
somewhere in the deepest layers of hell.
Really? That is so interesting, because I live on Incest Alley at the corner of Meth Street. This is such standard Big Dog. Why does this redneck canine have such a fucking attitude? Just because he wears shades, does that really make him tough? Actually, yes, yes it does. This fucking dog is wearing shades, I'm definitely going to stay clear
you probably should as well.
It isn't Big Dog if there isn't some kind of shitty sexual reference somewhere in their wardrobe. First of all, this is a fucking dissertation on a t-shirt. I have to stare at this fucker for 30 seconds before I can take the whole thing in, and at the end I get this shitty punchline. Besides, sex and air are not in the least bit equatable. I usually tie a belt around my neck when I have sex..