Everyone had their favorite toys or fads growing up, it just so happens that if you grew up in the 90's, you really had the best. I decided to take a look at some of the more popular of these, and analyze what they say about your life today. Enjoy.

Furby: You are somewhere in L.A. giving tub jobs and blow jobs under a freeway overpass.

Goosebumps: You only bought these for the covers, and you have yet yet read any book in it's entirety.

Tamagotchi: You seriously love shit, cleaning up shit, and shit of any kind. You are a fecal aficionado. (Wait, Tamagotchi DIDN'T come up on my spell check?)

G.I. Joe: You are currently in Iraq, getting your ass shot up.

Laser Pointers: You are a peeping tom, and you are in jail.

Magic Eye Books: You are only 21, but you already have Glaucoma.

Pogs: You have been trapped in your house for years because it is packed to the brim with Pokemon cards, Beanie Babies, Cabbage Patch Kids, Trolls, and of course – Pogs. You simply can't resist any bullshit fad.

Slap Bracelets: You cut yourself daily and are probably fat.

Magic The Gathering: Virgin.

Power Rangers: You are a total frat-daddy, and a hyper masculine bro. But, you question your sexuality on the hour, every hour.

Talkboy: Your dream was to utilize the Talkboy with the efficiency that Kevin McCallister did in Home Alone. Since this is impossible, you now own a store that only sells glass Turtle Dove's.

L.A. Lights: Damn, you are probably fly as shit.

Pokemon: You never overcame your intense ADHD and you tour the country doing speed Rubik's Cube competitions.

Bowlcuts: You have serious problems with premature ejaculation.

Rat-tails: You have serious problems reading at a third grade level.

Ninja Turtles: You love to party and you have sex with hot chicks five times a day. If Turtles were your favorite, you lived the 90's right.