Adam: Hey Commercial Catch Phrase Guy, or can I call you CCPG? How are you?

CCPG: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

Adam: That's great! Say, I heard you're great at magic! Mind showing me a trick?

CCPG: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

Adam: Dude, I'm only 19… come on…

CCPG: Don't get mad, get glad

Adam: What do you mean?

CCPG: Are you gellin?

Adam: What?

CCPG: Can you hear me now?

Adam: Yes…

CCPG: Hungry?

Adam: I just ate.

CCPG: Got Milk?

Adam: No! Stop asking me these questions!

CCPG: Have it your way.

Adam: Thank you… dammit now I forgot what I was going to ask you!

CCPG: Need a moment?

Adam: No! I'm fine… So how's the paparazzi treat you, being a celebrity and all?

CCPG: They're always after my lucky charms.

Adam: I don't think so. How's that piece of toast I gave you with the fake topping?

CCPG: I can't believe it's not butter!

Adam: Me neither. So how's the family?

CCPG: They're G-R-R-R-E-A-T!

Adam: The dog?

CCPG: It takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

Adam: … Ok this interview is done.