Brain: Rise and shine boys! It's 4pm and we need to get up from our 5th nap of the day. It's time for our walk!
Legs: Yes! I've had so much energy all day.
Ears: Can we nap some more? I'm still pretty tired
Brain: Sorry ears, but the master got the leash out. You know the protocol; it's time to go nuts.
Eyes: I confirm the leash. It's definitely out.
Ears: Ok, but another nap when we get back.
Brain: You got it.
Crotch: Guys, I'm sorry about this, but I really need to be licked now.
Brain: C'mon, crotch. Not now, we're just about to get a walk!
Crotch: I'm sorry, but I really need to be licked. Seriously.
Tongue: Permission to lick crotch, sir?
Brain: Yeah, go ahead, but be quick.
Brain: I told you not to say that anymore Alright, time to go crazy.
Nose: Hold on, I smell something. And it smells gooooooood.
Ears: I hear a bag opening. Sounds just like a bag of chips. Eyes, confirm for me please.
Eyes: I confirm the bag. It says "Doritos Cooler Ranch".
Brain: Those are the same ones that we got into when the masters left last week.
Jaw: Should we commence begging sir? Or bark like mad for the leash?
Brain: Hmm tough choice boys. What do we usually do in these situations?
Legs: Hump someone's leg?
Mary: Honey, the dog is doing it again.
Bob: Lick his crotch then hump your leg once he saw the leash?
Bob: God, dogs are so weird.