'Tis 9 AM Eastern Time A somber Tuesday morn'
A paper due 5 pages long "How Democracy Was Born"
Mind is blank An empty space Devoid of inspiration
Eyelids heavy Pillow soft I lack all motivation
Oh pills of orange In the bottom drawer Underneath my magazines
I'm wide awake! A miracle? No, dextroamphetamines!
My focus now Is quite intense complete lack of saliva
Things unrelated They now make sense A modern day mental MacGyver
The paper, well It writes itself 45 minutes tops
Prescription? no Why do you ask? Dude, you didn't say your dad's a cop.
"Who is representing you Against the State?" If you must know, Your Honor, I am
Am I pre-law? No Then how did I win? Simple, 35 Milligrams!