It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Be married to a pig, or love a pig but not have it love you? back From Mike
  • Live your whole life needing to desperately pee and being unable to do so, or live your whole life peeing immediately wherever and whenever the urge comes? From James
  • Have hot cougar sex with Cindy McCain in the White House, or hook up with Sarah Palin on a regular basis at the Vice Presidential Mansion? From John
  • Be a global hero by saving earth from aliens but only receive a plaque from the President, or be an evil villain and take over all the world's riches? From Ryan
  • Watch Doug all day, or watch Rocko's Modern Life all day? From Joe
  • Find out Steve Jobs owns a Zune, or find out Bill Gates owns an iPod? From Joe
  • Make sweet, sweet love to a girl only to find out she was dead the whole ime, or take that same girl out to go see Mama Mia the musical? From ben
  • Constantly yell "I'm masturbating" while masturbating, or constantly yell "I'm not masturbating" when not masturbating? From Beta
  • Be the ultimate fighting champion, or not have a job that consists of getting punched in the face a lot? From Hunter

Finally, this week's winner of the I Miss You, Jason Michaels Award is Addison, who sent in this.

  • Have Jason Michaels as your best friend or have sex with Sarah Palin once? From Addison

The horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep. One. Last. Time.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.