Reading past the title
You are so disappointed at this point.  Absolutely crushed.  And you should be.

Getting something substantial out of this article
Either you're desperate for meaning in everything you read, or you're really good at reading between the lines.  Both of those are also known as "a university student".

Absolutely comprehending everything thus far
Brains all over your keyboard.  So gross.

Thinking of writing an article about what reading this article says about you
… serious?

 

Special thanks to Adam Sharaf for suggesting this article.

a href="//www.collegehumor.com/article:1764858" mce_href="//www.collegehumor.com/article:1764858">Inspiring this stupid thing without knowing.