The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) Hunter College Submitted by Dre

    Discussing Sir William Golding…

    Professor: Golding was a combatant in D-Day.

    Einstein Jr.: Wasn't that when the Americans took over Paris?

    Einstein Jr.'s Girlfriend: No, it was when Nuclear Bombs dropped on planes.

  • B) Lindenwood Submitted by Sara

    Queen Genius: I have a question about the final.

    Professor: No.

    Queen Genius: Huh?

    Professor: You were going to ask if the final was cumulative, right?

    Queen Genius: No.

    Professor: Oh, okay. What is it then?

    Queen Genius: Is the final going to be over everything that we learned this semester, or just the stuff since the last test?

  • C) The School of Hard Knocks Submitted by Cap

    The Brilliance: Why aren't Eggs and Dairy in the same category on the food pyramid?

    Professor: Probably because they're two different things?

  • D) University of Michigan Submitted by Kelly

    Professor: Odysseus escaped the cyclops by poking him in the eye with a large stick—therefore blinding him—and sneaking out of his cave.

    PhD Candidate: What about his other eye?

  • E) WCU Submitted by Amber

    Professor: So the Hebrews wrote from right to left, backwards from English. Therefore, the Hebrew bible reads right to left.

    Valedictorian: Do you read from the bottom of the page and go up?


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