Enter Swine Flu, Avian Bird Flu
Swine Flu: Hey man, I'm really hoping to try to become an epidemic in the near future do you have any advice for me?
Avian Bird Flu: Well, it didn't really work out for me but I'll give you a few tips and maybe you'll have better luck.
Swine Flu: Thanks, I appreciate any help I can get.
Avian Bird Flu: I'd say try to get to the low income areas, the poorer the better. Stay away from contries with solid governmental disease control. Poor hygenic practices are a must. I went the Asia route myself but don't shy away from
Cancer: Sup faggots
Swine Flu: Cancer, please leave. Nobody likes you.
Cancer: 562,340 deaths this year say otherwise
Avian Bird Flu: Look I know you're not an infectious disease but I was just in the middle of trying to help Swine Flu become an epidemic. Maybe you can be helpful and give him some advice.
Cancer: Here's some advice for you. Suck my malignant nuts!!!
Avian Bird Flu: People used to be scared of me too you know.
Cancer: Oh no! It's a pandemic! Run for your lives!!!!
Avian Bird Flu: Shut up already
Cancer: No, you shut up
Swine Flu: No, you shut up
Bubonic Plague: No, you shut the fuck up.
Swine Flu and Avian Bird Flu bow to the ground. Cancer gives bubonic plague the finger.
Bubonic Plague: 50% kill rate within 7 days; 200 million total kills; munch on my puss filled nuts, Cancer.
Cancer: You're a has been.
AIDS: Black Death and I are going to chill at my place later. Cancer, you can come too if you stop being a homo. Influenzas are not invited. It's BYOB.
Sniffles: You guys? Is anyone there? Hello?