Greetings fellow Internet goers. Today is the day you have long dreamt of, long hoped for. Today is the day you thought of to keep you warm on rainy nights when you thought the sun may never come. Today, I declare, we begin our 4th annual search for America's Hottest College Girl. Today.
The winner gets 5,000 dollars, so girls: Find as many pictures of you from the most flattering angles and send them to us. And guys: Go buy some Jergen's lotion and paper towels- and if you can, pass the word along to some of your hot (female) friends.
If you're not a complete idiot, you should be able to follow these simple rules and apply moron! Just kidding, you're beautiful.
And here, send this one to your friends: //www.collegehumor.com/hottestgirl/2009/apply