Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
January 13, 2009
Returning after two-month's rest in Dover.
I got my dog from an orphanage like, twelve years ago. Those orphans
hold a grudge.
The Invention of the Flame-thrower
At some point in time someone must have though I really want to light that guy on fire, but I can't reach him.
When you're fat, every shirt is a sweat-shirt.
I tried to do what Jesus would do,
but it's harder to start a cult then you would think.
Wait. Thats actually true.
If you've seen one fractal, you've seen them all.
Kevin Spacey Movies That Have Odd Titles
I started dating a new girl and my friend keeps asking me if we've "done it" yet. I told him that all depends on what his definition of "fingering" is.
If the Swiss army is always neutral, why are their knives so sweet?
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Don't ask me again.