Nazi Occultism Ya know, if Indiana Jones hadn't intervened, Hitler would have gotten his face melted off by the Ark of the Covenant. Or would have had to live in a cave with a senile old knight for all eternity. Basically, Indiana Jones is responsible for World War II.
Project Star Gate It's like Project Runway, except the winner gets to become Kurt Russell. Okay, that's not true at all.
List of Serial Killers (By Country) USA #1!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!
The Coral Castle One guy made a castle in Florida using nothing but some elbow-grease and the power of his own imagination. That man's name was Walt Disney
but this guy did something kinda similar too, only he forgot to become an allegory for greed, commercialization, and manipulating children to screw their parents out of money.