"Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you. (To do this: go to "notes" under tabs on your profile, paste the instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)"

1. I am good at swimming.  Like, really good.  The best.  Ha!  Isn't that weird?  To, like, be the best in the world at something.  So weird.  

2. I legit like Wheaties.  They're awesome.  I'm eating some right now.  I'm pretty much taking a spoonful of peanut butter and dipping it in the Wheaties box so some Wheaties get stuck on the peanut butter and then I eat it.  Sooooooo F*cking Good.  

3. This video is so funny.  //www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220  LOL.  I've def been like that kid before  All like, "is this real life."  

4. Have you guys seen Eternal Sunshine?  I have.  Sick.

5. Straight up, Chinese people are tiny.  Like little Oompa Loompas.  LOL!  Did you know that in the book of Willy Wonka they say the Oompa Loompa's are from, like, darkest Africa or something?  They had to change it for the movie cuz it's racist.  Why are people racist, right?  It sucks that some people are that ignorant. 

6. This video is so funny.  //www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220  ROLF.

7. WHOA. It's my half birthday!  Remember when people used to do that in school?  They'd, like, bring in half cupcakes and shit?  

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9. I skipped #8.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

10. Just downloaded that crazy frog ringtone.  Remember that thing?  Everyone had that shit a few years ago but now nobody does.  Now if I hear it I'll know my phone is ringing.  

11. Deborah.Phelps@gmail.com

Hey mom, don't listen to what the press says and please don't talk to any press either.  I've made mistakes in my life for sure, but I'm not some crazy drug addict.  And, come on, it's not like you never smoked pot when you were my age.  I'm sorry if I've caused any harm but I promise it will be OK.  Love you,

- Mikey

12. HAHAHA, Shit.  I thought this was my gmail.  LOL.  

13. Do this, it's crazy.  Pick a word and just say it over and over again.  By, like, the 10th time, the word sounds really, really weird.  Like caveman talk.  Even "word" sounds weird after a few times saying it.  

14.  Won't it be weird someday when we're all old to hear Outkast on the radio or whatever and be like, "what a good oldie."  I can't believe I'm so old already.  I feel like a little kid sometimes, still.  Like, I know I look like a grownup and stuff, but sometimes I just want to live back at home with my mom and not have to worry about anything.  I miss that.  

15.  I'm kinda bummed right now.  Sorry.  

16. This video is so funny.  //www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220  LMAO!

17. 8====D~~~  You Jsut got deeked!

18. Gonna grab a nap. Laterzzz <- get it?  zzz!